The Tragic Stories of Those Who Survived Applebear Attacks
Karen, Age 12;
I was like walking home one day and I was listening to my ipod, when I noticed my neighbor’s gate was like totally gone. I was freaked out, so I like ran to my porch, and as I was getting my key, this huge bear thing with an apple for a head came out of like, nowhere!!!! I screamed and like thought, "OMG, I'm like going to die!!"
I fell over, and this bear bit my leg and threw me around a bit, and I like landed on my back, with my foot still in his mouth. Luckily, my cell phone rang, and I like have that ring tone that grownups can’t like hear, but apparently the bear could and he got all mad and threw me one more time, this time, I like, landed on my head, so I like passed out.
I woke up in the hospital like 9 days later and my foot was gone! OMG, I effing hate that bear! I can’t do cheerleading now!!
Leo, Age 19;
Applebehr ate my mom.
I was only 7.
Now kids call me emo.
I am not emo.
>:(
