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Applebear Awareness.

Poll!

Do you belive in Applebears? Because you should. They're dangerous. *

Yes No Maybe Avocado

What is your age? *

Less than 13 13-18 19-25 26-35 36-50 Over 50

What is your household income? *

Less than $10,000 $10,001 - $25,000 $25,001 - $40,000 $40,001 - $70,000 $70,001 - $100,000 Greater than $100,000 Prefer not to say More $ than you make

What day of the week were you born on? *

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday >You: WTF ARE YOU ASKING THIS FOR? >Me: I HAVE MY REASONS!!

'Ewgl'rlua ugh'r'hkanh r'ylu Flying Spaghetti Monster k'rkh y'lfrngh ph'tangh. Ugh'r'yugha f'nigughr Ithaqua, k'lryea g'nugha hngl'wi'ng, hfir'gnua shluggr'ya ungh'lyeh k'reh y'gr ftenhg.' *

Yes, I know what this says. Um, something about the FSM? ¿Qué? I'M SO CONFUSED!! *whimpers* All hail Cthulu! Yes, I know what this says. But only because I Googled it. I openly admit that I am a NO GOOD CHEATER! I thought that this was a sight about Applebears.

Poll!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how seriously did you take this site? *

-460,980 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 79,834,568,646,456,453,453,454,912,310,498,752,039,478,512,039,487,503,294,857,203,948,579,673,245

I am a *

Choose Any *

Option 1 Option 2 Option 3

What's your favorite color? *

Applebear Fur Brown Applebear Head Green Applebear Head Red Applebear Head Yellow Applebear Teeth White Orange Applebear Victim's Tears Blue Applebear Soul Black Applebear Veins Purple Lava Lamp

Select One *

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