Applebear Awareness.

What To Do When Faced With An Attack

The only known person to have survived an applebear attack was young Karen, with her "mosqito" ring tone.

We recomend running as fast as you can away from the bear to the house of someone you really dislike. When they open he door, throw them at the bear.

These applebears do not run fast, but they can run for incredibly long periods of time. Combine that with a sensitive sense of smell, vision, and hearing, and you aren't likely to get away without a scratch.



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